After an early wake up call from my part time undercover lover, I'm thoroughly convinced he was, if not drunk, at least buzzed.
"Kelsey....come over"
No
"I'll make you nooodles and eggs....!"
Pause. Damn, he knows to bribe me with food. Quickly come to senses when I think of getting ready for work two hours early.
Nope!
"Ok, I'll see you in five minutes" Click.
Boys, sheesh.
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